We just saw an ad on TV for clearblue digital HPT. Jokingly, I said to him, “you wanna pee on that sophisticated technology?” (the pink words are used in the ad)

He goes… “pee on it?”

I said yeah

He goes “You don’t PEE on a pregnancy test”.

I was like…. “what do you think you do with it?” (wondering what the heck he thought they were for!)

He goes “Don’t you stick it up *there* for a bit and then take it out and then it tells you if you’re having a kid?”

Well as you know, today is my birthday. My folks came down to visit for the weekend. Tonight Stewart and I went out for dinner with mine and his parents.

Midway through dinner, he proceeded to announce that next year we will be parents…

He’s been talking a lot today and yesterday about our imminent trying to conceive… he told me I wont need a birthday present next year cos he’ll have given me a baby. He also said that Scotland will be playing against Switzerland and Austria next year (football?!) and that he’ll be going to watch the games whilst I’m at home fattening up a baby

*sigh* I is a happy girlie!

Saturday 1st September 2007, hubby had the unfortunate experience of breaking his right arm, midway between the wrist and elbow… fun! He had an operation to plate the two halves of bone together on Tuesday. The last week was a complete nightmare, between the agony he was in and the complete incompetence of the nursing staff and hospital.

Due to a lack of beds, he was put into the Urology ward… yup… elderly men having “waterworks” problems! The nurse even admitted to me on my way out one night – “We don’t know how to care for broken bones”… That may be so, but you DON’T tell a patient, nor their relatives!!!

At least I have him home now to look after him…